According to this story on EOnline, the Church of Scientology decided to commemorate Tom Cruise’s 25 years as a follower by commissioning a shroud with his likeness on it.
A nude likeness, with what many are saying is an extremely exaggerated looking “package”:
The problem is…I honestly don’t see it. All I see is a little goat face.
Do you see it, too, or have I been married way too long?