My love affair with cheese has been documented before on this blog, so if you’ve been a regular reader, you’ll understand just how horrified I was to read about the Lone Star Tick.
According to this article on NJ.com, those unfortunate enough to be bitten by the Lone Star Tick suddenly find themselves allergic to meat products and dairy.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be ensconced safely indoors, bathing myself in DEET and eating a wheel of parmesan.