News outlets are reporting that, due to the extended heat wave and high humidity in the region, cockroaches in NYC may soon develop the ability to fly.
Yes, let’s all take a moment to imagine that scene, shall we? Millions of cockroaches, spreading their wings and TAKING FLIGHT.
Good lord, this is horrifying, but at the same time, I can’t help but be impressed. What happens when there’s a cold snap? They learn to make fire?
All I know is, in my next life, I’m coming back as a cockroach. They’re unstoppable.