This year’s menu…and yes, we decided that escargots does count as a fish, even though it is technically a land snail. According to the Catholic Church, escargots is acceptable to eat on “meat fasting” days, so if it’s good enough for the Pope, it’s good enough for me. (For the sticklers out there, we also had a small dot of caviar on the deviled eggs, so if you must, you can consider that the 13th fish.)