Sleepover visit with my daughter

Things you won’t find in your daughter’s 1-yr post-college apartment :

Unflavored coffee
Cow’s milk, half-and-half, or creamer of any kind
Paper towels
Replacement AAA batteries for the non-functioning remote
Fine Irish whiskey before bed
Things you will find:
Scented candles on every flat surface
An unfinished bottle of wine with only one glass worth missing 
Dozens of boxes of flavored tea

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