People.com is reporting that General Hospital actor Ingo Rademacher has named his newborn son Peanut.

I used to watch GH back in the ’80s, during the whole Luke & Laura era. I remember when Ingo joined the show as Jax: tall, blonde, and gorgeous. I thought to myself: what girl wouldn’t be lucky to have a guy like that in her life? So handsome…so perfect.

But, seriously?? PEANUT???

Why don’t you just get the kid a onesie that says, “Kick Me” while you’re at it?