Fearless prediction: Bachelorette finale

I won’t be home next week to watch The Bachelorette Finale, so I’m going to go ahead and predict right now that Jason is going to get the final rose. I’ve been rooting for him since Day 1, but after seeing the “coming attractions” for next week, I’m convinced he’s the last man standing.

Why? Because I’ve learned a sneaky trick for predicting the winner: watch the length of the shadows during the final rose ceremony. They always reject the loser first, so the sun is brighter and there’s more glare. The producers make sure they save the magical sunset lighting for the inevitable wedding proposal. Judging from the clips, Jesse’s getting the boot because it was all long shadows and nasty sun glare.

That’s my prediction and I’m sticking to it!

2 thoughts on “Fearless prediction: Bachelorette finale

  1. I have no prediction on this. I know this is a reality show but I’ve not watched any reality shows unless you count Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs and Mythbusters.

    Sorry that I’m so useless on the comments for this one.

  2. That’s okay, Chief…it’s mind-numbing, mindless television. It’s the equivalent of cotton candy–just a guilty pleasure, so trust me, you’re not missing much.

    I love Mythbusters and Deadliest Catch. There’s a new episode of DC on tonight, in fact. The episodes where they plow through storms at sea, with those giant waves–those scare the crap out of me. I’d be down in the pit hiding behind those crab pots with six life jackets on.

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