“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
“When someone asks you, ‘A penny for your thoughts?’, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?”
There are no words today…
What are Bill and Ted going to do without Rufus?!
I loved his “7 words” routine. “Tater tits” had me ROFL.